So Hawt right now....

Fatty McGee: Evolution of Dance

2007-05-10T07:23:12Z

Big brother's amazing act!

FIRST YEAR CHICO PHOTO MONTAGE

2005-05-19T02:05:11Z

So, the years almost over...everyones "studying" for finals, and we're all attempting to pack up our belongings. This time at Chico has been a total growing experience for everyone. It was filled with happy times, sad times, ANGRY times, drunken times/times we dont remember, sober times, crazy times, stupid times, and just amazing moments. A "few" that come to mind....BSB dance parties, beginning to drink at 2am and not getting back til almost 6am, birds on drunken guy's backs, spur of the moment LA trips...where we ended up spending more time driving than we actually spent in LA, ESE and the v-tech BRO, track parties...why we didnt go to those earlier in the year is beyond me, all the boob grabs and cooter slaps, bear hole, my word of the year being anything related to cooters, diet starts tommooorow!, milk was a bad idea..., beth NEVER driving, 2 hour bathroom/stairwell talks, DOUCHE/TOOL, study room sleepovers til 4am, Billy and Shania parties/gyrations, In-N-Out and FREE krispy kremes, vending machine trips...usually after the gym, whistle while you work...., kara's strict TV viewing schedule, beth's meatloaf and Goo-goo-goon beatbox, KICK BALL CHANGE, stealing random shit from parties, eating Jules' food and then finding the note she left us asking us not to, skipping classes to sit around and eat food and watch movies, britannica/baytania, BSB rockouts in EVERY car ride ever taken, my "Hi Mr. Berry" voice, MMMMM, "THE hickey"---uhh...were you BEATEN?!, my daily 4 blushes, "oooh, i'm doing my makeup!", bathroom talks and parties, hungover sundays, leaving philosoph early EVERYDAY with kara, the lolliCOCK, spending about an hour deciding which ice cream we wanted at safeway...poor monica, the 3-hr. porno viewing session, MUSHU (the good pet), LUCIUS (the stupid pet), how ranjita thought beth and i were lesbians, HARDCORE going to the gym...3x, FNM....uhhh lasted 1 week?, punching mirrors and then getting kicked, er..."escorted" out of parties, mosquito bites, jake breaking EVERYTHING drunk or sober...and it all culminated in a 3hr. trip to enloe at 2am, kara's music control in the car, katie saying "fuck" instead of "frick", Liddy and Bodum....oh Debs, Kara's rapping, my stinky feet, beth's jesus music, yelling at bikers and smokers outside from the windows, never bathing...and so so SOOO many more. Through it all, i have had one of the best experiences of my life. So to everyone who helped contribute to such an awesome year, thank you....and heres the year in photos. enjoy.

LASSEN....where all the magic happened.

"'cause I remember how we drank time together
And how you used to say that the stars are forever
and daydreamed about how to make your life better
by leaving town, leaving town

Pack your bags, your smokes in your pocket
You're wearing my locket 'round your neck
Take a drag and wait for the Greyhound
The world is your playground and you wanna win

But when you're broken down and no one else is around
You'll come running back to this town and
I'll be there, yeah I'll be there"
-Dexter Freebish

Have a great summer... you are all amazing people and i can't wait for another insane year in chico! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
xoxo, ash

boogiedown4 @ 2005-05-15T19:07:00

2005-05-16T02:27:55Z

May 14, 2005-- Last night partying in Chico before we all go home. We pre-partied at a friend of jake and dave's whose on the track team. then after pre-partying for like 3 hours, we FINALLY went to the track party for an hour or so. all in all a good final night in chico.

the beer finally came....

Beth and Kara's bathroom photo montage

rabbid hamster

milk was a bad idea....

beer 1?

beer 2?

beer 3?

who needs some deodorant?????

lets go eat some emos to prove how hardcore we really are.

smooch

apparently karen's not a big fan of the shocker....

when heavily intoxicated, dave thoroughly enjoys line dancing all by himself in the living room.

beer 4?

and he continues to dance...by himself.

katie hearts her coors bod.

beer 5?

this picture makes me feel uncomfortable....

beer 6?

beer 7?

beer 8?

lap dance for beth

beer 9?

yes beth...i DO really like you.

sex kitten

karas beer exploded in her purse....shotgun!

At the ACTUAL track party

drunk dial to lauren/ry

campo and acalanes reunion like whoa.

me and nick.

way to wear the same shirt, duude.

boogiedown4 @ 2005-05-08T16:29:00

2005-05-08T23:29:57Z

My Birthday!

awww...

So Ryan and Nolan wrote a song for me for my birthday and came in to perform it as i was madly writing my sexx paper. The song goes as follows:
Ashley Hall.....Its your Burphday
19 on this day, lil john wants to say
YEAHHHHH

You get us through lifes smelly pooh...
im a Christian and hes a jew..baby..

So many good times this year,
I get rock hard everytime I see'er..Ashley Hall..

Sparkling green eyes...
Your image glistens within the sunrise..Ashley Hall..

Bowling shoes are the shit,
Melinda and Walter are probably doing it right Now..

Eatin at celestinos,
Brandon made fun of youuur jackiOs..Ashley Hall.

NOLES: We all hooked up in the beginning of the year
But were all friends and were still here
Singin this song for you, because we love you.

RY: Darkness withh ne-ver appear, even after vodka and beer,
...you swim in pee...but it tastes so good.

NOLES: So today is your special day
Kick up your heels, take a roll in the hay
Don't forget to give little mushu a kiss.....

Ashley Hall......Its your Burphday.....tooooday.

Nolan rocking out

Ry jammin' away

and scott came to visit too

Then after sexx class, Jake, Beth and Ry took me out to dinner at Plutos and we did a photo montage in the street

and then jake had to hump beth, of course....

birthday hump for mee!

boogiedown4 @ 2005-05-08T14:59:00

2005-05-08T22:00:08Z

TRACK PARTY--May 7th, '05. Pre party at the twins apt. then taxied to to 13th and Broadway for the track party. good fun...gil and i avoided laaame drama at all costs. had an overall good time. at about 130ish, we decided to walk back to campus. so during our 13 block walk back, we hit up the taco bell walk up window and ate an ass load of food. amazing. then we got back to the dorms at 3AM and crashed.

so there was a fair amount of beer....

and we drank...

and drank....

and drank some more....

and then elizabeth snatched my camera and took pictures of herself in the bathroom

solo bathroom picture montage....

classy

OMG...wheres tyler...i wanna make out with him.

showers are icky...

TRACK PARTY

shakyyyy bench!

uh ohh...dont tell katie you guys are going out!

NOT awkward...MMMMM

"okk...i know you guys want me to leave...but before i gooo....PICTURE!"

the veryyyy hotttttt dance floor

uh oh wallflower dancing!

YOGA GIRLS!!!!!

apple vodka is NO good.

faded?

FACEBOOK!

naughty?

smoochy

hmmm...now what were these fellas SO angry about?

uh oh...the anger persists....

...and it persisted ALLLL NIGHT LONGGGG

preston!

boogiedown4 @ 2005-05-01T18:08:00

2005-05-02T01:06:31Z

Pictures from Friday, April 29th. Kara, Katie Cowie, Margaret, Beth, Jake, Dave, Sean and I went to Jake's friends house to pre party. Then after pre partying for like 2 hours, we went to the actual party at some apartment, but ended up only staying for about an hour or so. Then we got back to the dorms, chilled for a bit, then konkow tripped and put his hand through the glass covering of a fire extinguisher and then ry, scott and i took him to the hospital, spent 2 hours there, got some stitches, then finally got back to the dorms at around 5ish. Realized i lost my keys somewhere along the way and ended up crashing in ry's room and cramming into a bed with jake. good times....hahaha

the girls

being emo is radd.

uhhh...theyre uhhh....twins....

nothin' like a little maxim and body wash (yes...i DO wash my shtanky feet with that stuff...it says it lasts 8 hours...try like 15 minutes!!)

ELIZABETH AND ASHLEY'S BATHROOM PHOTO MONTAGE

milk was a bad idea....

cooter grab?

"uhh...you look kinda sunburned."

trippy bathroom ceiling

seany and i takin the classic myspace pic

so i got the bright idea to try on a shirt from one of the twins closets...jake was not pleased.

MMMM

cooooooors

please dont uhhh...regurgitate in my mouth?

look whos grabbin' the neck....yep, she wanted it.

At the "actual" party

nothin' like a little chico state pride embroidered on your towels.

good alternative....

jake is neat.

<3

no better thang than boogying with the passed-out drunkard.

just can't get enough....TYLERS DEAD!!!!!

bike!

WAM

uhhh whaaat

ripped.

and that is all.

HOLY HELLA MARBLES LOVIN'....

2005-04-29T18:20:56Z

So theres 3 weeks left of school....and its goin well...but im pretty ready to go home. i adore all my friends here...but i miss my friends from home like WHOA. especially my MARBLES. so, in an effort to completely waste my day away in front of my computer, instead of enjoying the nice sunny weather...i decided to make a MARBLES MONTAGE! (warning...ABSURD amounts of pictures)

i rock....

2005-04-20T09:30:16Z

A - Age you got your first kiss:
-truth or dare 1st kiss: 13
-ACTUAL first kiss:16

B - Band listening to right now:
Unwritten Law

C - Crush:
he knows who he is....

D - Dad's name:
holyhell WALTER

E - Easiest person to talk to:
Elizabeth Ann/Ryan Hazle./Jake

F - Favorite bands at the moment:
coldplay, ben harper, damien rice, patrick park, vertical horizon

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?
gummy worms

H - Hometown:
Lafayette....good ol' L-Town

I - Instruments:
Flute for like 3 weeks in 4th grade...nearly passed out every time i played!

J- Junior High Crush:
umm....every boy? most likely russell or derek, though.

K - Kids:
Jack and Blythe.

L - Longest car ride ever:
Ummm LA with Beth, Gil and Margaret....uhh 11 hours?! car crash? ohhh baby

M - Mom's name:
holyhell MELINDA

N - Nicknames:
Ash, Cooter, Ashee, A, Ashbee, Ash Bash, Ash Hoe, Ashes, Bug, Coot, Cooter Poot, etc.

O - One wish:
to just be happy and surround myself with the people i love.

P - Phobia[s]:
twins, death, losing people that i care about and who are close to me (friends/family).

Q - Quote:
"We're all the same...And love is blind." -The Killers
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." -Wayne Gretzky

R - Reason to smile:
family, friends, life, love.

S- Last song you heard today:
"rest of my life"-unwritten law

T - Time you woke up today:
oyy....7:30

U - Unknown fact about me:
I just decided to change majors. I'm letting go of my hopes of radio DJing and have decided that teaching is the best for me...1st grade to be exact.

V - Vegetable you hate:
Zucchini and squash

W - Worst habit(s):
insecure which leads to over-analyzing

X - X-rays you've had:
shoulders,wrist, chest, back

Y - Yummy foods:
SUSHI is my absolute faaaave ever, thai food, chinese, bagels with ABSURD amounts of cream cheese...or just cream cheese by itself, CHEESE (medium cheddar or pepper jack), tomato/basil/fresh mozzarella all together, strawberries dipped in balsamic vinegar (sounds waaaay wierd, but is soooo strangely good!), CHAI LATTES, fuji apples and cheddar cheese, peanut butter, over easy eggs and toast (mmmm whitney breakfast??), melindas flank steak, italian food up the wazoo, pizza with pineapple, basically anything with cheese....mmmm and soy milk and soy ice cream! mmmm lactose intolerance....
Z - Zodiac sign:
taurus.

same old....same old

2005-04-16T21:46:00Z

April 15th--As usual....heres pictures of all of us partying. Hit up Phi Delt then tapped AGR for awhile. A few awkward experiences, a couple sketch moments, and a teaspoon of injuries? good times....oh and by the way...i was told to put EVERY picture up...therefore...get ready for an absurd amount of pictures.

waiiiit....myspace?

yeaaahhhh

myspace?

bagby can pick her nose with her tounge....rawr

waaaiiitttt...was this supposed to be a serious picture? and i ruined it by smiling? mmmm awkward

mmmm milwuakee's best is my favorite?

scene at phi delt

waaaitt...whos that in the shower? i broke the handle off the shower....that was neat.

waaaiitttt....so youre saying....

frankies run!!

sooo...beth doesnt really dig kissing girls....

effing AGR...always fun...even when no ones there...and i walk in on that boy going potty!!!!!

Bear Hole

2005-04-01T21:17:37Z

April 31st--So we had Thursday off because it was Caesar Chavez Day, so a big bunch of us decided to head up to Bear Hole for the day and go swimming and all that ish. MMMM 40 degree water is my favorite.....

Katers and Karen

Katers, Karen and Me

all the girls.

holy hell....right after katie and i got out of the freeeeezing cold water. MMMM delightful....

everyone minus karen.

matt

seany

margaret

it was just that cold...

karen, sean, beth and jasmine.

katers

me

way to go DOUCHE

so we got the genius idea to SWIM in the water. within like 30 seconds we had all gone absolutely NUMB and it felt like the water was scalding us. cold as hell but funnnnn.

gils finally went in

MMMM brrrrr

jake likes droppin trou and dancing

margaret, gil and me

katie

jake and dave think theyre hott shit. haha

boogiedown4 @ 2005-03-28T21:12:00

2005-03-29T05:13:03Z

Here's pictures from Friday March 26- Saturday March 27.
Monica, Beth, Katers, Karen, Marisa, Jen, etc. and I got a little vodka and some beer and hit up a party at the zoo. Then met up with these guys and hit up another party with them. Altogether, a pretty good and insanely long night.

HELLA beth and ashley

Ooooh Karen!

Jen, Mon and Beth

Holy 259

ohh baby

vodka!

vodka??

MMMM....vodka.

holy high...

hahaha making out in the parking lot is fun...

jack daniels!

So on Saturday, we tapped Marisa's brothers party. Met up with some friends we hadn't partied with in awhile, and even had a special appearance from a non-chico kid. Then we hit up the trach party where we partied with jake for like 5 minutes. then everyone left, but i was still drunk, so i stayed...only to leave 20 minutes later...and i skipped home, by myself at 1am! good times....

Katie FREAKED ME!

MMMM Karen and Katie

Nolan COXX showed up!

effing marisa...

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's RUSSELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

look whos taller than rusty burger....oooh baby!

a little dramadon reunion...

beth, karen, katers and me

hawtttt

rawrrrr

HELLA coxx

ohh baby

WAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3

i stole this from lauren.....

2005-03-21T21:26:19Z

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Ruby Via Roble

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Goldfish Delano

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Fenix Typhoon

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Favorite Foreign Vacation Spot):
Curry Maui

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Bash Lafayette

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
A.Ha

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Fudge Vodka

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Joey Acalanes

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Cookie Vodka

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Nicole Happy Valley

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Reeces Martin

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Ashal Maber

boogiedown4 @ 2005-02-28T16:59:00

2005-03-01T00:59:33Z

So Jake's birthday was on the 24th...so we all took him out to Tres Hombres for dinner. Needless to say it was good times all around...even for the guy at the end of the table. haha

WAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake talking on the phone to Melinda and Walter. Quite an exciting event to say the least....

pictures from Jake's track meet on saturday

oooh baby

check that form....

pictures that i stole from beth....i was eating rice on beth's bed and i threatened to put rice on her DISGUSTING comforter. then i put a spoonful on...and then beth decided to dump the WHOLE bowl of rice on the comforter. good times....

RICE!

how exciting....

mmmmmm

and i just really like this one....

boogiedown4 @ 2005-02-22T23:11:00

2005-02-23T07:11:08Z

so about a half hour ago beth and i had our first fight. we were in the study room and she was talking, but i wasnt listening. so she let me know that she was mad at me. so then we stopped talking. and i think i told her to shut the fuck up for some reason. so then we decided that WAM was broken up. jake was sad. then i told beth that i was going to go hang out with all my OTHER friends...but then i started to cry b/c i remembered that beth was my only friend. and then beth smiled and said i wanna be friends again! so i said ok! and then we decided that WAM was back together again!!!!!! and now were friends and our first fight is OVER!!!!!

boogiedown4 @ 2005-02-15T14:45:00

2005-02-15T22:45:18Z

Take the quiz: "Which designer are you?"

Ralph Lauren
You're neat and well-raised. You are sporty but in a stylish way. You are totally Ralph Lauren!

mmmmmm collared shirts and polos.....orgasm.

boogiedown4 @ 2005-02-13T13:40:00

2005-02-13T21:40:17Z

You Are Snow White!

Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistable. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path.

Which Disney Princess Are You?

oh baby...

boogiedown4 @ 2005-02-12T14:29:00

2005-02-12T22:29:08Z

Feb.11th, 2005-- We all went to Beth's friends, Monty's house to party last night. The party started at 830...(since when do parties start before 10?!)..anyways...we for some reason decided to be punctual and get there at 830....we had alcohol on the mind. 4 kegs and 4 handles were said the be present. so we drank some daquiris then the kegs were tapped and it was a good night for all....except for maybe katie...who decided to give up alcohol for lent.........

startin the evening off right

what fun they were havin....totally diggin the forced smile on kater's face...

marisa's thinks this party is radical

karen, marisa, me, beth and margaret

beth and jake

creepy beth and her clammy hands

me, beth and karen

beth, margaret and KG

im not even going to go into what konkow was doing and why seany was laughing...its sick.

soo beth thought she looked 5 years old in this picture....

and she thought she looked 3 years old in this picture....

and like a fetus in this one.....

WAM plus matt

KG gettin down with her bad self

yeahhhhhhhhh!

matt me and seany

seanathon and smashley

sean got beer spilled all over his pants...so beth...was...licking it up?

its always radd coming back intoxicated and hanging out with RA Jake.

boogiedown4 @ 2005-01-31T12:36:00

2005-01-31T20:36:22Z

Pictures from Saturday, Jan 29th and Sunday, Jan 30th
We went to a REALLY foggy/steamy heaven and hell party. Good fun...

me and konkow

gil, beth and me

katie(right before we lost her), Gil, Desiree and Me

Sunday

konkow put my bra on....

we watched napoleon last night...so of course seany and i had to get in character...oh baby

boogiedown4 @ 2005-01-31T10:13:00

2005-01-31T18:13:57Z

OK, im completely stealing these from Lauren's LJ, but i thought these were cute...

what a debutante mags is....

beth berry would appreciate the licking.

and again...

I MISS YOU GUYS!!

boogiedown4 @ 2005-01-29T13:36:00

2005-01-29T21:36:16Z

Here's pictures from Friday, January 28th.
First we went with Seany to get his eyebrow pierced.

Naked eyebrow

pierced eyebrow!

Then off to party. First we hit up Phi Delt. We had a good time...open bar...but they wouldnt let Sean or Matt in, so we downed our gin & tonics (thought of melinda as i drank it), danced to a few songs, then headed out.
PHI DELT

party scene. (This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)

me and gil

again

erin and margaret

Then we headed to AGR....what can we say, we love the cowboys....

katers and seany swingin in the backyard.

me and kates

scott and me. (scott is the best drunk ever b/c all he does is sits there by himself and belts out country ballads. soo amazing).

margaret, gil and beth

ride bikes in the kitchen!

bags, gil and beth

matt laughed....all night long.

love it.

kates, sean and me

the two big drunkies of the night

seany and me

the whole group
effing awesome night.

boogiedown4 @ 2005-01-29T02:34:00

2005-01-29T10:34:54Z

hey. i was hella lazy. heres pictures from our first night back in chico...January 22nd, 2005

Sean and Katers

konkow

group

me and kates

me, katie and the other katie whos the newest addition to the lassen family!

me and katie

sean and marissa

katie, me, katie, and her roomie and best, jasmine

go seany go!

seany and beth

me and konkizzle

hell yeah kung fu!

Partying

2005-01-17T23:59:14Z

So last night i partied in Berkeley with Ryan, Reece and Nick at Ryan's brother's frat house. The party was a big celebration for Dave's(ryan's older brother) 21st birthday.

awesome start to my night.

Nick. Reece and Me on the rooftop deck.

Me and Ryan.

The man of the night...David Hazlehurst in the middle.

Nick, Will and Me

my afternoon with konkow....

2005-01-16T06:24:16Z

so i drove to oakland to see konkow jake. and what a joyous day it was.

so we decided to reunite the tri-pod and call beth. and take pictures while doing so....

and again....

and then konkow, in his tiara, decided to pet the wooden bear in his backyard...

then we drove through the tunnel to come to the hall house....where i gave konkow condoms. oh goody!

then melinda came in and wanted to be part of the tri-pod too and call beth...except that we werent actually calling beth....whoops. then melinda fed konkow 3 ice cream drumsticks...however, the last one was stale. and then konkows tum tum started making hella awkward noises....

palm springs

2005-01-11T08:32:02Z

heres pics from our trip down to palm springs. great trip...rained teh whole time. nothing to do. missed chico like whoa. rained like a fucking whore. glad to be back home. heres pictures, bitches....

me and ryan

the amazing sign i just HAD to take a picture of.

A CLOSEUP....yes that says BETH (as in beth berry?) and SHALOM (as in beth berry=hella super jewish?)

melinda and walter!

my fam...my grandpa, dad, me, brother, 2nd cousin(moms cousin), mom and grandma

ryan boucing around the car

ummm ADD much??

melinda got excited when i told her we had mike & ikes in the backseat.

pretty canyon.

field.

field and cows.

thats all. i hope beth berry loves that picture because i love her like WHOA. xoxo

my roooom!!

2004-12-29T08:17:02Z

heres to all you lafayette people who are just dying to see my dorm room at school. brace yourselves....

view from the door.

my nerd corner where i spend the majority of my time....oh and mushu usually resides on the lower shelf on the right, but beth snatched him for like 2 weeks and kept him in her room, so i just put pictures there to fill the gap...

view from the window.

left side

right side
my bulletin board....did you make the wall??
oh and ryan...that campbell's soup can painting in the corner, the red liz in the middle, and the blue marilyn in the right hand corner next to our pic are ALL andy warhols!! yes...andy warhol...artist...pop art...ashleys favorite. you will learn...hehe